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ned-thepiemaker:

that moment when you remember something dirty

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rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

girlgrowingsmall:

The interviewer is so brutally uncomfortable

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jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

englandsbooty:

even People magazine made Shrek jokes

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
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bootyexpress:

THE LAST ONE

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING